There’s an old saying at the Daily Caller, courtesy of editor at large Geoffrey Ingersoll.
Just… nuke… the servers.
You might say it when you see something in the news so degenerate, it makes you lose hope in humanity. You say it when it dawns on you that maybe all of our societal ills stem from the internet and social media. When you are teeming with disgust. If only we could just…. asdlkfjasldkfj effing NUKE THE SERVERS!!!!! the world would actually be a better place. (Subscribe to MR. RIGHT, a free weekly newsletter about modern masculinity)
Unfortunately, I stumbled upon a just-nuke-the-servers story.
OnlyFans influencer Lil Tay recently bragged about making $1 million in her first 3 hours on the porn site. This happens a lot. OnlyFans porn stars can make bank off loser gooners in the matter of days, even hours. But it’s worse. She started uploading videos and pictures literally a minute into her 18th birthday, 12:01 am on July 29. (RELATED: Most Depraved Story Of Year Has To Be Influencer Lil Tay Bragging About OnlyFans Earnings After Just Turning 18)
Lil Tay says she already made $1 million in her first 3 hours as an OnlyFans creator pic.twitter.com/j0fXZ1LcJS
— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) August 4, 2025
18 years old. EIGHTEEN. A legal ‘adult.’
Which leads one to presume that she uploaded pictures and videos of herself as an underage girl. Repeat: as an underage girl, if it’s true she started exactly right at 12:01.
“Where is her father?” you might be asking at this point. “Does she even have one?”
She does, believe it or not. Unlike most fathers, he’s not filled with rage or taking legal action to put his daughter under a conservatorship. He’s chill, guys. He’s a chill dude.
Lil Tay’s dad told TMZ that he is perfectly okay with his 18-year-old daughter blasting out porn to creeps on the internet.
She is an adult “and can make her own decisions,” he told the outlet. “I am sure she is going to be successful in whatever she decides to do.”
He also said he’s aware that “some people won’t approve no matter what she does,” but that he is maintaining a judgment-free posture.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that if a man’s daughter fires up an OnlyFans account the moment she turns 18, that man has failed as a parent.
Other than that, I don’t have anything else to say, except …
NUKE THE SERVERS (or at the very least, OnlyFans).
